Season 7, Episodes
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Family Guy (s07e01). Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 09/28/2008
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.
However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta
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Family Guy (s07e02). Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/05/2008
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again!
Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face, none other than Jesus.
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Family Guy (s07e03). Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/19/2008
While looking for a bathroom, Mort Goldman time travels back to Poland right before the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie decide to go back and save him.
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Family Guy (s07e04). Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/02/2008
Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog.
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Family Guy (s07e05). Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/09/2008
After watching Johnny Knoxville on Jackass, Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the 'New Brian' crosses the line.
Source: FOX
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Family Guy (s07e06). Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/16/2008
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog
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Family Guy (s07e07). Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 02/15/2009
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie!
Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper.
Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt
Source: FOX
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Family Guy (s07e08). Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 03/08/2009
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash.
First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny."
Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.
Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy
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Family Guy (s07e09). Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 03/15/2009
In this "lost" episode, Peter wins a chance to go golfing with infamous football player, O.J. Simpson.
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Family Guy (s07e10). Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 03/22/2009
Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned. Meanwhile, Peter uses his wife's connections with FOX to create and pitch his own cartoon series.
Source: FOX
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Family Guy (s07e11). Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 03/29/2009
Stewie builds a transporter and brings the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation into his room so he can spend the day with them. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps--and becomes a born-again Christian while watching a religious TV show starring Kirk Cameron.
Source: FOX
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Family Guy (s07e12). Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 04/19/2009
Brian leads a protest to have marijuana legalized after Brian gets arrested for possession. Meanwhile, Peter accidentally kills Quagmire's pet cat.
Source: FOX
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Family Guy (s07e13). Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 04/26/2009
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter.
It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs.
Meanwhile, Chris starts to date Connie D'Amico and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.
Source: Stewie's Playground
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Family Guy (s07e14). Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 05/03/2009
When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad.
Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
Source: Stewie's Playground
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Family Guy (s07e15). Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 05/10/2009
Peter hosts a special episode, featuring Family Guy-style adaptations of Stephen King's greatest works:
First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe – as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself).
Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan”, Stewie.
Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
Source: Stewie's Playground
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Family Guy (s07e16). Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 05/17/2009
Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved “How I Met Your Mother”.
Source: Stewie's Playground
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