Season 1, Episodes
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Two and a Half Men (s01e01). Season 1, Episode 1 - Air Date: 09/22/2003
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Two and a Half Men (s01e02). Season 1, Episode 2 - Air Date: 09/29/2003
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Two and a Half Men (s01e03). Season 1, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/06/2003
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Two and a Half Men (s01e04). Season 1, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/13/2003
Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e05). Season 1, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/20/2003
After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e06). Season 1, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/27/2003
Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e07). Season 1, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/03/2003
For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e08). Season 1, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/10/2003
Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e09). Season 1, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/17/2003
Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e10). Season 1, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/24/2003
To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e11). Season 1, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/15/2003
After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e12). Season 1, Episode 12 - Air Date: 01/05/2004
Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e13). Season 1, Episode 13 - Air Date: 01/12/2004
Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e14). Season 1, Episode 14 - Air Date: 02/02/2004
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e15). Season 1, Episode 15 - Air Date: 02/09/2004
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e16). Season 1, Episode 16 - Air Date: 02/16/2004
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e17). Season 1, Episode 17 - Air Date: 02/23/2004
Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e18). Season 1, Episode 18 - Air Date: 03/01/2004
Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e19). Season 1, Episode 19 - Air Date: 03/22/2004
At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e20). Season 1, Episode 20 - Air Date: 04/19/2004
When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e21). Season 1, Episode 21 - Air Date: 05/03/2004
Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e22). Season 1, Episode 22 - Air Date: 05/10/2004
Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e23). Season 1, Episode 23 - Air Date: 05/17/2004
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.
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Two and a Half Men (s01e24). Season 1, Episode 24 - Air Date: 05/24/2004
Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.
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