Season 3, Episodes
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Two and a Half Men (s03e01). Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 09/19/2005
After Alan falls off a ladder, Charlie ends up watching over him and Jake, which proves to be a harder task than he thought.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e02). Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 09/26/2005
Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, while telling Charlie not to do anything but answer the phone. Charlie turns the place into a get rich quick scheme.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e03). Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/03/2005
Alan's dating dry spell turns out to be because he has been seeing his ex-wife on the sly.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e04). Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2005
When Berta moves in temporarily, Alan and Jake move out because of her.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e05). Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2005
Charlie has trouble committing to a relationship and decides it is because of his issues with his mother.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e06). Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2005
Alan disapproves of Charlie's latest girl, and the feeling is mutual.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e07). Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/07/2005
Charlie is shocked when he wakes up in bed with Rose on the day after her birthday party.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e08). Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/14/2005
Charlie convinces Jake to take ballet as a way to romance the ballet instructor.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e09). Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/21/2005
Alan begins a friendship with Charlie's senior citizen neighbor, only to discover how aggressive she can be.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e10). Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/28/2005
Alan's obsession with getting women's approval leads to depression, so Charlie steps in to help.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e11). Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/19/2005
Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts fattening up the boys, all the while establishing a nest in their home and slowly taking over the house.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e12). Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 01/09/2006
Alan fears that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him, so Charlie sees his therapist for advice to help him.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e13). Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 01/23/2006
Charlie is serious about his relationship with Mia, even though they haven't had sex yet, but no one believes him.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e14). Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 02/06/2006
Mia discovers that Charlie hasn't told his former girlfriends that he is now dating her. Alan takes advantage and starts dating Charlie's previous girlfriend Kandi.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e15). Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 02/27/2006
Charlie's latest girlfriend is trying to get him to live healthier, but Charlie schemes a way around it.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e16). Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 03/06/2006
Alan is afraid to tell his mom that he is dating such a young woman.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e17). Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 03/13/2006
Charlie is reluctant to attend the latest awards banquet for jingle writers since he has lost the last few years to the obnoxious Archie.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e18). Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 03/20/2006
Alan's infatuation with Kandi starts to drain his bank account.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e19). Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 04/10/2006
Charlie discovers that Kandi has been living with Alan and is not happy, until she makes friends with Judith.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e20). Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 04/24/2006
Kandi leaves Alan to live with Judith, to Alan's dismay. Charlie hooks up with Kandi's mother while Kandi sets Judith up with her father.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e21). Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 05/01/2006
Jake is forced to take place in a musical by his parents when they are told by his teacher that he has no outside interests
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Two and a Half Men (s03e22). Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 05/08/2006
Jake is invited to his first boy-girl dance and he takes Charlie's advice, not his dad's.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e23). Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 05/15/2006
Mia returns to town and Charlie tries to make everyone believe he is over her.
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Two and a Half Men (s03e24). Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 05/22/2006
Charlie and Mia decide to marry, but when things start going bad, they decide to elope.
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